HORRENDOSAURUS

by GURT

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Not RomanPort The album has a skeleton riding a dinosaur on the cover. If that's not good enough for you, then I'm afraid you're a lost cause. Oh yeah, and the music is pretty good, too. Favorite track: Horrendosaurus.
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Erasmus Windage It's got all your favourites kiddies. Sing along now! Favorite track: Sludge Puppies.
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paul walker Huge slabs of wonderous riffage: stompingly brilliant. Get your big boots on and boogie! Favorite track: Winston (They will use your own Lyrics against you).
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Zhakathoom Ever since I saw/heard Dudes with beards with cats for the first time I've been a Gurt fan.

And, like with Red Fang, no matter what they whip up after that is pure gold by definition of that initial love. They could be releasing a sitar polka album and I'd still love it. Because it's Gurt.
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1.
Their Flesh is what I crave Grabbed fresh from their grave… Encouragement reigns until, Death paves the way. We Harvest their souls, Whilst Sun kisses the land. Now Darkness takes hold, We’ll Return When we can. From darkness to light, They come from the Earth, Clawing my way through Filth, and through Dirt!
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I don’t like you and I can’t stand you, And now its time to tell you why. Scream SLAYER like Tits and praise Smash Hits, And now its time to end this trip. End motherfucker, End motherfucker End motherfucker, End Die motherfucker, Die motherfucker Die motherfucker, die I don’t like you and I can’t stand you, And now its time to tell you why. For Whom the bell tolls when your acting like Trolls, And now it’s time to end your rule. End… I’M NOT A MOTHERFUCKING BADASS METAL CUNT! Don’t feel the need to kick off nor put up a fucking front! I’ll tell you why You have to die Because your Droll Ain’t the be and end X2 We wont Punch a Granny, Take her Shopping Punch a Granny, Take her Shopping. Punch a Granny, Take her Shopping. Punch a Granny, Take her Shopping
3.
Some say he’s 100 Feet tall, Some say he’s not at all, Some scream when he comes into sight, Some can’t see as he comes out at night! Behold… He lives among us! Behold… He’s coming for us! Behold… Do you think he saw us! Behold…Horrendosaurus! Some think he’s already here, Some then recoil in fear, Some awake with constant dread, Some know they’re already dead! Behold… He lives among us! Behold… He’s coming for us! Behold… Do you think he saw us! Behold…Horrendosaurus! He’s Coming x 4 He’s Here x 3
4.
Oooh look what do we have here, You touch your Pig as if it’s your Lover, To you this might sound rather queer, But it’s the shit I heard over there… Oooh look this is getting weird, Walking round like a German Officer, I might invade a certain country, But this shit won’t exit my head … Some things were meant to be overheard, No one will picket the Nit Nurse! For a guy dressed as a girl, They say I look dead sexy in specs, To you this might sound rather strange, But according to them it’s all the rage… Some things were meant to be overheard, No one will picket the Nit Nurse! A very steady Flow, Well here’s what I know, My mind it strays and A bucket of fucking Mayonnaise!
5.
1-2-3-Go! There’s real beauty in the destruction of words, The less that’s said, the more that is heard, A un-person claimed by Minitrue, So shut our mouth or its going to be you! We are the dead! We are the dead! We are the dead! You are the dead! There’s no beauty in the destruction of words, The more that’s said, the less that is heard, The end is nigh, Decided by you, You gave it up and that much is true! We are the dead! We are the dead! We are the dead! You are the dead! There’s real beauty in the destruction of words, The less that’s said, the more that is heard, Both un-persons claimed by Minitrue, Now it’s the end and all repeats through!
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Hoboreaper 06:18
Hoboreaper is down on his luck, With just a Dollar and Drunk as fuck, Left redundant with no job, Leaving us here now to run Amok! Just spare some change, No skin just bone, Once mighty now, Left with no home! Hoboreaper now given a chance, To collect the dead in advance, So you better watch your back, Because if you’re a prick you’ll feel his hack! Just spare some change, Or you’ll feel his rage, If you don’t sort it out, You’ll feel his Clout! Clout! X 3
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Nimis multi Sumentes, Nimis multi Tabe, Nimis multi Causando, Nimis multi Odientes, Egestas aliquid? Tolle it! Inidigent aliquot? Habere it! Oderunt aliquid? Eam Mutare! Aliquid tibi referam, Claude team! Nimis multi Sumentes, Nimis multi Tabe, Nimis multi Causando, Nimis multi Odientes, Egestas aliquid? Tolle it! Inidigent aliquot? Habere it! Oderunt aliquid? Eam Mutare! Aliquid tibi referam, Claude team! Cantantes canticum istud in Latin, Dissimulare eius circa odientes!!
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Spiced Doom 06:21
Picture of Tits, Pigs Bladder scores, Fuck this Sport, Thumbs up Whores! Harbingers of Doom, Bringers of Hate, Cheap as Chips, Isn’t life great! Hatred to Race, Hatred to Queer, Hatred is best, Ensure their Fear!

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Once again recorded at ‘Loud Noises Production’ with Owen Davies and Mixed and Mastered by Nick Kinnish of ‘Serafina Studios’ this team really has got the best out of us and have created something truly monstrous, to add to that it features amazing original artwork from our good friend Dominic Sohor.

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released June 9, 2014

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GURT London, UK

The drums are thunderous, the vocals demonic and the guitars down-tuned, down-tempo and down-right sexy. This is not doom, this is not sludge, THIS IS GURT!

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